Me. I'm the old woman --
But it isn't so many children
that worry me:
It's to-dos.
"...What to do!?"
-the online translations in a spreadsheet
-the email marketing via WYSIWYG template
-the image resizing, hi-res or low
-the one-pagers for product promo
-the 20-pagers for who knows what
-the kind responses to pestering coworkers
-the posters, just add one logo here
-the promos & giveaways for lazy, begging clients
-the MEETINGS that rot away all motivation but also
create MORE to-dos...
To say nothing of the dishes and meals.
Oh, Old Woman.
I think modern mothers envy you in your shoe.
p.s. No mommy wars here! All work of All Mothers is hard work!