"I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break."
---Mitch Hedburg
HA! I surfed on to realize that March 29 will be the 4th anniversary of his much-too-soon death. Laugh on, Mitch. Miss ya.
2 comments:
I LOVE Mitch Hedberg. That is a lot of cranial accessories.
That is funny! One time I was watching the food channel and they were interviewing a snack cake expert. Now that's a job I'd like to have!
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