What's a job where they pay you to sit on your azz all day, read a (whole) novel, take a sanctioned break at 9:15 am to visit the vending machines, come back and sit some more, check your email (but not for longer than an hour), maybe meet some new people (or maybe not, if you don't care to chat), take a lunch break, flip through Us Weekly and Time magazine for interesting stories, stretch, wear a special badge, sit a little more... and then they invite you to come back again and do it the next day?
If you guessed Jury Duty, you get a prize. Here, I'll give you MY special badge.
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