You'll never guess her name: Jennifer. Hahahahaha. Of course you guessed that. The poor kajillion Jennifers of this world. But don't feel sorry for her! She's got it good! To wit:
- Her very own pool-boy boyfriend;
- Her home in awesome Seattle, complete with gay neighbors;
- A pretty cool tween? teen? son, even though she calls him Turd-face, or Turd-head, or something eighth grade like that... she actually makes me fear that age a little less, if you get to act all silly with them like she does;
- The fun-est packs-a-punch blog title this side of Hawaii, which is simply, and elegantly, Piehole.
I nominate thee, Jennifer Piehole!
1 comment:
HA HA! It's me!
I am both tipsy and fresh from a 3 week vacation - who knew I could be any more tickled?!
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